Hey people
I hope your all well and having a wonderful day, I have started regulating my blogging when I get the chance and do I have some funny stuff to talk about today.
I went to lunch with two of my colleagues called M&M, no not the rapper or the sweet. I named them this because I don't want to give their identity away, you see the repercussions of revealing their identity would be dangerous, one would get divorced and the other is very sweet and single so getting a girl with this content spilt would become very difficult.
We went to the Knights bridge café on Jumeirah beach road, and had some delicious food with a great atmosphere. The service wasn't great considering we were the only customers in the café, but that's another story for another day.
So were eating and M tells us how miserable he is these days, now when I first met M he was very cheery and very funny, he is still funny but has just confessed that he is always miserable. M makes us laugh at his expense that's the funny part and I'm always in stiches.
M was telling us while having his delicious club sandwich about how his weekend was, he explained how miserable he was with his son bouncing on his head and screaming and the wife talking him to him. To me that sounds like a normal weekend, well he told us he left the living room to have some space and be alone.
That sounds fair enough we all like time out, he then said "my wife kept coming in like one hundred times asking me are you ok do you need anything?" ,he then went on to say " I thought no just leave me alone obviously I want some time alone without my kid fly kicking me and wife talking to me". This to me sounded normal but then he goes on telling me what men actually think," I told her I'm fine just taking time out, but then I thought why can't women leave us alone ,men don't want to talk about their feelings we don't need cheering up like you women".
I asked him why he didn't think her gesture of actually caring was good he said "it's nice and I love my wife I do but women cheer up with flowers and chocolates or a dress, I would rather she say honey would you like some warm food or shall we have sex right now, that would cheer me up I would be like yeh actually that would be lovely".
I was in stitches laughing so much, oh my god not much to it and we women spent a lifetime of caring hahaha, &M confirms that yes this is the way we men are keep it simple. &M is a really nice guy simple but hilarious we sit together and constantly laugh, we laugh at the silly things that M gets himself into.
You see ladies nothing to it, a man doesn't require a song and dance, I always said a man thinks from his tummy and between his legs and this is confirmed by M&M. Don't waste time and energy ladies, their mind is something they keep free from over thinking, simple steps to get your man with no effort required hahahaha.
The boss also likes to give M a hard time and M gets frustrated, so we went to the printers to get our official folders ready and M was looking for a presenter for himself, he comes across a spider man folder and says "right I'm gonna go back to the office, fill this in and say is the file presentable for clients viewing", me &M were laughing like mad. M is so frustrated that he wanted to piss the boss off and we were laughing at the attempt. Imagine taking a spider man folder to your boss for a laugh, but M is the courageous one and he will do anything to make his point.
We went back to the office and he kept his word and did it, the boss just started laughing I mean you can't help crack up at spider man in the office, what makes me laugh is how he bought it to tick the boss off, this for me is priceless moments. In life we meet many people some good some bad but make the most of the good times because time is something we have no control over, once passed you can't bring it back and I for one am totally enjoying working alongside M&M.
Have a good day and don't worry, I am starting to come across so many man stories that you won't get tired reading.
Thank you for your time and I hope you enjoyed the blog short but sweet and entertaining.
Peace out people yours truly SAM..................
I hope your all well and having a wonderful day, I have started regulating my blogging when I get the chance and do I have some funny stuff to talk about today.
I went to lunch with two of my colleagues called M&M, no not the rapper or the sweet. I named them this because I don't want to give their identity away, you see the repercussions of revealing their identity would be dangerous, one would get divorced and the other is very sweet and single so getting a girl with this content spilt would become very difficult.
We went to the Knights bridge café on Jumeirah beach road, and had some delicious food with a great atmosphere. The service wasn't great considering we were the only customers in the café, but that's another story for another day.
So were eating and M tells us how miserable he is these days, now when I first met M he was very cheery and very funny, he is still funny but has just confessed that he is always miserable. M makes us laugh at his expense that's the funny part and I'm always in stiches.
M was telling us while having his delicious club sandwich about how his weekend was, he explained how miserable he was with his son bouncing on his head and screaming and the wife talking him to him. To me that sounds like a normal weekend, well he told us he left the living room to have some space and be alone.
That sounds fair enough we all like time out, he then said "my wife kept coming in like one hundred times asking me are you ok do you need anything?" ,he then went on to say " I thought no just leave me alone obviously I want some time alone without my kid fly kicking me and wife talking to me". This to me sounded normal but then he goes on telling me what men actually think," I told her I'm fine just taking time out, but then I thought why can't women leave us alone ,men don't want to talk about their feelings we don't need cheering up like you women".
I asked him why he didn't think her gesture of actually caring was good he said "it's nice and I love my wife I do but women cheer up with flowers and chocolates or a dress, I would rather she say honey would you like some warm food or shall we have sex right now, that would cheer me up I would be like yeh actually that would be lovely".
I was in stitches laughing so much, oh my god not much to it and we women spent a lifetime of caring hahaha, &M confirms that yes this is the way we men are keep it simple. &M is a really nice guy simple but hilarious we sit together and constantly laugh, we laugh at the silly things that M gets himself into.
You see ladies nothing to it, a man doesn't require a song and dance, I always said a man thinks from his tummy and between his legs and this is confirmed by M&M. Don't waste time and energy ladies, their mind is something they keep free from over thinking, simple steps to get your man with no effort required hahahaha.
The boss also likes to give M a hard time and M gets frustrated, so we went to the printers to get our official folders ready and M was looking for a presenter for himself, he comes across a spider man folder and says "right I'm gonna go back to the office, fill this in and say is the file presentable for clients viewing", me &M were laughing like mad. M is so frustrated that he wanted to piss the boss off and we were laughing at the attempt. Imagine taking a spider man folder to your boss for a laugh, but M is the courageous one and he will do anything to make his point.
We went back to the office and he kept his word and did it, the boss just started laughing I mean you can't help crack up at spider man in the office, what makes me laugh is how he bought it to tick the boss off, this for me is priceless moments. In life we meet many people some good some bad but make the most of the good times because time is something we have no control over, once passed you can't bring it back and I for one am totally enjoying working alongside M&M.
Have a good day and don't worry, I am starting to come across so many man stories that you won't get tired reading.
Thank you for your time and I hope you enjoyed the blog short but sweet and entertaining.
Peace out people yours truly SAM..................
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