Good morning lovely people,
It is a sunny morning in Dubai, I'm listening to lady Gaga's applause, and thinking of you all. I have to thank you all for your love and support, because each day the page views increase, I'm humbled.
Now enough about you all let's talk breakfast, yesterday was another girly gossip, breakfast with the ladies. The more I sit with them, the more inspiration they give me to write about. It's the silly things they do, which push me to write about them.
Like Sasha my Russian Babe, for all of you who haven't read about her she's the pole fitness instructor. She went out on a blind date for the first time in her life, Wanda set it up, well that's got disaster written all over it.
He was a lovely Indian TV Executive, picture this, a girl with a Russian accent and a guy with an Indian accent. Common you don't need to be a genius to figure out, how the hell are they going to communicate. We just about get what Sasha is saying, how will he?.
Sasha had a barmy at Wanda saying, "I couldn't understand him", well we all thought he probably felt the same, but her exterior package is worth the hassle. Anyway coming to the point Sasha got fed up by the main course, she said she's going to the loo, and ran off and left him there.
Oh dear God, what Wanda never explained was that a big deal was going through, so Sasha was supposed to be bait. Well we all had a good laugh at their expense. A lesson learned by both of them, Wanda don't mix business with pleasure, and don't put an Indian and a Russian together without notice.
This breakfast had all sorts of stuff coming out, let me introduce sexy Lexy, who is Natasha's dear friend and now ours. She's having problems with her driver, she's married to a Tamil tycoon. He has hired her a Tamil driver and she's American born and bred. This driver can't read or write either, so she always ends up late everywhere. Any junction number she tells him, he misses it, and they end up at the other side of town.
After the breakfast Lexy says she will drop me to the MOE, I suggest he may understand Urdu, she's said "go ahead try".
I told him the route in Urdu, he understood. She said, "that's it he's getting sacked next month". Because she can't speak Tamil or Urdu, just English so he's useless to her.
We had a fabulous spread of food, great company, we laughed till we cried, overall so much fun. We're meeting up for shisha tonight at my hotel, woohoo adventures all the way and so much to write about.....
I would appreciate and love to hear from you all, what topics you guys enjoy and would like to read about.
It is a sunny morning in Dubai, I'm listening to lady Gaga's applause, and thinking of you all. I have to thank you all for your love and support, because each day the page views increase, I'm humbled.
Now enough about you all let's talk breakfast, yesterday was another girly gossip, breakfast with the ladies. The more I sit with them, the more inspiration they give me to write about. It's the silly things they do, which push me to write about them.
Like Sasha my Russian Babe, for all of you who haven't read about her she's the pole fitness instructor. She went out on a blind date for the first time in her life, Wanda set it up, well that's got disaster written all over it.
He was a lovely Indian TV Executive, picture this, a girl with a Russian accent and a guy with an Indian accent. Common you don't need to be a genius to figure out, how the hell are they going to communicate. We just about get what Sasha is saying, how will he?.
Sasha had a barmy at Wanda saying, "I couldn't understand him", well we all thought he probably felt the same, but her exterior package is worth the hassle. Anyway coming to the point Sasha got fed up by the main course, she said she's going to the loo, and ran off and left him there.
Oh dear God, what Wanda never explained was that a big deal was going through, so Sasha was supposed to be bait. Well we all had a good laugh at their expense. A lesson learned by both of them, Wanda don't mix business with pleasure, and don't put an Indian and a Russian together without notice.
This breakfast had all sorts of stuff coming out, let me introduce sexy Lexy, who is Natasha's dear friend and now ours. She's having problems with her driver, she's married to a Tamil tycoon. He has hired her a Tamil driver and she's American born and bred. This driver can't read or write either, so she always ends up late everywhere. Any junction number she tells him, he misses it, and they end up at the other side of town.
After the breakfast Lexy says she will drop me to the MOE, I suggest he may understand Urdu, she's said "go ahead try".
I told him the route in Urdu, he understood. She said, "that's it he's getting sacked next month". Because she can't speak Tamil or Urdu, just English so he's useless to her.
We had a fabulous spread of food, great company, we laughed till we cried, overall so much fun. We're meeting up for shisha tonight at my hotel, woohoo adventures all the way and so much to write about.....
I would appreciate and love to hear from you all, what topics you guys enjoy and would like to read about.
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