Monday, 14 October 2013

Pregnant crazy Friend alert!!!!!!

Hey world,


Hope your all well and loving life, I thought why not kick start the day, with a really funny short story. I have a pregnant friend back in the UK, super drama queen these days, as I told you guys before she cries over trivial issues.

If I tell you about it, your guaranteed to laugh, she wakes up in the morning and her kids say "I Love you mummy". She starts shouting "Don't talk to me, how many times have I told you that", the kids look horrified. She finally realized what she had done, then starts wailing "I'm so sorry babies", the kids look at her like she's got issues.

I mean when she messages me saying she's having a hormonal fit, I expect the worst. I actually feel sorry for her husband, she cries everyday like there's a funeral hahahaha. When she says she's getting upset, the only person she is nice to is me, or her favorite cousin brother, who is like her best friend. He is lovely and the only one she forgets her attacks for, so does whatever he says.

He came to Dubai, I went out with him and he is awesome, I had so much fun, that I even invited him to stay at mine next time. But he supports her so much, keeps her normal, but I swear she is something else these days, people should know not to upset her.

I rang her the other day and she cried "Sam nothing fits me, my life is over", I was like for god sake, give the world a break. There are more stressful things to cry over, I mean people are starving and dying in the world and she's crying over clothes.

This is the friend who had the racial abuse hahahaha, I mean if that wasn't bad enough, now her clothes. She knocks her kids about then kisses them sorry, we have another friend called B and she calls me saying help me, she's having a hormonal fit. She complains why did I leave the UK, now she's getting calls in the middle of night, with her swearing at people and at B.

I remember being hormonal, but this friend is on another level, today she fought with the third friend and gave her an ear full. I gently calmed her down and told her she was wrong, well I haven't heard from her, so that’s me in the dog house.

I know she's going to read this blog and laugh so much, maybe reflect for 12 hours at least, then back on the band wagon of crying. So good luck to all those around her, she is due in March so there is much more to deal with. Hang in there husband, you will make it through one way or the other. I can't help say, he did start this pregnancy hahaha, so deal with it.

To all those pregnant women out there, love this moment your bringing a new life into this world, enjoy it as much as you can. A point to note is please don't make life hell for those around you, even though your special for 9 months, after that hit the road it’s 
the babies turn.

Anyway I'm off enjoy and reflect, love to you all and have a nice day.

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